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<body> <h1>Full Version: <a href="index.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.1">Elvis' Autopsy Tools Up For Auction</a></h1><a name="a381_1"></a><p><b>From: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.1">#1</a>]<br /> 25 Jul 12:11<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> <b><font size="5">ELVIS' AUTOPSY TOOLS UP FOR AUCTION</font></b><br /> <br /> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">Good news for Elvis Presley's creepiest fans, as a set of tools from the singer's autopsy are to be auctioned next month. Rubber gloves, forceps and aneurysm hooks – all of which had postmortem contact with the singer – are among the items that will come under the hammer at what is perhaps the grisliest sale in rock'n'roll history.<br /> <br /> The items will be sold in two lots, which are expected to bring in a combined total of $10,000 to $14,000.</div><br /> <br /> Note: As of today; the autopsy items were removed from the Chicago auction.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/jul/22/elvis-presley-autopsy-tools"><b><font color="#0000FF">ENTIRE NEWS ARTICLE HERE</font></b></a><br /> .<br /> .<br /> .<br /> <br /> .<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.1">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_2"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.2">#2</a>]<br /> 10 Aug 13:20<br /><b>To: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.1">#1</a>] 11 Aug 12:16</p> Nasty! :O<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.2">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_3"></a><p><b>From: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.3">#3</a>]<br /> 11 Aug 12:16<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.2">#2</a>] 11 Aug 17:06</p> The "KING" says, "Thank you.... thank you very muchh....!"<br /> <br /> Every year at "Graceland" in Memphis, fifty female porkers (over 300 lbs. each") stand around Elvis' gravesite and sing "Happy Birthday" holding a lit candle to him, on what would have been his birthday.... what a fantastic legacy and tribute!! No wonder he croaked on the toilet!! :)<br /> <br /> He was also noted to have had over 1000 women sexually in his lifetime... that's like "Don Juan"-- only for Elvis, with enough drugs in him, instead of being a "Don Juan"-- afer "one" he was done!" (rim shot)<br /> <br /> Which autopsy tool would you have purchased, Jim? The sphincter forceps or the scrotum forceps?<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.3">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_4"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.4">#4</a>]<br /> 11 Aug 17:06<br /><b>To: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.3">#3</a>] 11 Aug 18:35</p> <p>Gene Simmons supposedly had around 2000 or something like that. :O </p> <p>I'll pass on the Elvis stuff. Eeeeew! :O</p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.4">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_5"></a><p><b>From: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.5">#5</a>]<br /> 11 Aug 18:38<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.4">#4</a>] 13 Aug 12:55</p> I can see why Gene had that many.... but he's got the best deal now-- an ex-hooker that owns a liquor store! :P <br /> <br /> How about the porn queen he's been living with and had kids with for a number of years now-- Shannon Tweed.... <br /> <br /> Gene's a real good businessman, IMO.<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.5">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_6"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.6">#6</a>]<br /> 13 Aug 12:55<br /><b>To: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.5">#5</a>] 14 Aug 15:43</p> <p>Hey, I have a vbulletin based forum up for DLR now. Please do drop by and say hi. It's at:</p> <p><a href="http://desktoplinuxreviews.com/board">http://desktoplinuxreviews.com/board</a></p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.6">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_7"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.7">#7</a>]<br /> 13 Aug 19:46<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.6">#6</a>] 13 Aug 22:31</p> Unless you are able to make much more money with your new forum, it's a big mistake. In comparison to Beehive it sucks - software-wise, that is. I'm sure the content will be great.<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.7">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_8"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.8">#8</a>]<br /> 13 Aug 22:32<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.7">#7</a>] 14 Aug 5:19</p> <p>Thanks for the feedback, sorry to hear you won't be joining us. It's there if you change your mind. </p> <p>But TC is still here, and there are a lot of Beehive forums out there too. So no worries.</p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.8">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_9"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.9">#9</a>]<br /> 14 Aug 5:23<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.8">#8</a>] 14 Aug 9:08</p> <p>Oh no, you don't get rid of me that easy! (lol) <br /> I may not like the software (vomit) but I'll somehow force myself to use it. I'm still going to be a gadfly on your wall. (flowers)</p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.9">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_10"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.10">#10</a>]<br /> 14 Aug 9:10<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.9">#9</a>] 14 Aug 17:51</p> <p>Damn you, dragon! Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn you! :O :@ :'-( </p> <p>I doubt you'll post very much, the vbulletin software will annoy you to the point where you'll throw your hands up in frustration and high tail it back here or over to one of the other Beehive forums.</p> <p>You don't have what it takes to be a vbulletin gadfly, punk! Muhuahahah! (woot)</p> <p>You haven't even set up a signature on the DLR forum. (rolleyes)</p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.10">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_11"></a><p><b>From: IHL (BTRAXINC)</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.11">#11</a>]<br /> 14 Aug 15:43<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.6">#6</a>] 14 Aug 18:00</p> You've just violated a "COLLECTIVE FORUM" rule by advertising another forum on here... !! :-spank <br /> <br /> I'm surprised the NAZI GESTAPO MODERATORS on here haven't whipped, beaten, and chained you to a telephone pole!!<br /> <br /> But , I'll check it out anyway! (thumbup)<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.11">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_12"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.12">#12</a>]<br /> 14 Aug 17:56<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.10">#10</a>] 14 Aug 18:00</p> <p>I remember a certain forum owner banning a certain poster and deleting all his posts. I would say that poster gadlied that forum owner pretty well. (yawn)</p> <p>BTW - somewhere down the line you mentioned that VBulletin has certain advantages over BeeHive. You never asnwered my question as to what those advantages were/are. So far I haven't seen any.</p><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.12">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_13"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.13">#13</a>]<br /> 14 Aug 18:00<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.12">#12</a>] 15 Aug 18:26</p> But that was then, this is now. Do you have what it takes to make it over the long haul in a VBulletin forum? I don't think so, I think you're soft and you'll flee back to Beehive after the first week or two. :D<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.13">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_14"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.14">#14</a>]<br /> 15 Aug 9:00<br /><b>To: ALL</b></p> DLR is back on Beehive. See my post in the thread there about it.<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.14">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_15"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.15">#15</a>]<br /> 15 Aug 18:31<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.13">#13</a>] 15 Aug 18:49</p> <div class="quotetext" id="quote"><b>quote: </b></div><div class="quote">I think you're soft and you'll flee back to Beehive after the first week or two</div><br /> You blinked first! Seems like you're the soft one that has flown back to Beehive and it didn't even take a week. And I did not even have to make ONE, solitary post!!! (lol) (lol) (lol)<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.15">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_16"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.16">#16</a>]<br /> 15 Aug 18:50<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.15">#15</a>] 16 Aug 6:22</p> Yes you did! You did make a post! You liar! :@ :D :P<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.16">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_17"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.17">#17</a>]<br /> 16 Aug 6:23<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.16">#16</a>] 16 Aug 8:14</p> WHOOPEEE!!! </sarcasm><p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.17">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_18"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.18">#18</a>]<br /> 16 Aug 8:14<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.17">#17</a>] 16 Aug 19:46</p> As long as you admit it! :-)<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.18">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_19"></a><p><b>From: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.19">#19</a>]<br /> 17 Aug 17:58<br /><b>To: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.18">#18</a>] 17 Aug 21:01</p> I know noteenk!<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.19">Reply</a></p> <hr /><a name="a381_20"></a><p><b>From: Jim</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.20">#20</a>]<br /> 17 Aug 21:01<br /><b>To: dragonmouth</b> [<a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.19">#19</a>] 18 Aug 8:08</p> Finally decided to be honest with yourself eh?<p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.20">Reply</a></p> <hr /><form accept-charset="utf-8" method="get" action="lmessages.php" target="_self"><input type="hidden" name="webtag" id="webtag" class="bhinputtext" value="THECOLLECTIVE" size="0" dir="ltr" /><input type="hidden" name="msg" id="msg" class="bhinputtext" value="381.21" size="0" dir="ltr" /><input type="submit" name="submit" id="submit1" value="Keep reading" class="button" /></form><p align="center">Show messages:  1-20  <a href="lmessages.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&msg=381.21">21</a></p> <p><a href="lpost.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE&replyto=381.0" target="_parent">Reply to All</a></p> <h4><a href="lthread_list.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE">Back to thread list</a> | <a href="llogout.php?webtag=THECOLLECTIVE">Login</a></h4> <h6>© 2010 <a href="http://www.beehiveforum.net/" target="_blank">Project Beehive Forum</a></h6> </body>